Avg Draft Position: 25.5
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Points Avg: 3.5
Swings hard, slices harder. Known for finding the water in regulation, hitting grass, and occasionally making contact with the ball. Handicap inversely correlates with Blood Alcohol Concentration. Proud owner of the sexiest shank this side of the 18th hole. Can’t promise birdies, but can guarantee bad decisions and inappropriate jokes.
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