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The 2024 Hicks Classic was a two-day showdown between two Southern Ontario golf titans: Lucas, a man who believes three-putting is a form of art, and John, whose backswing has been legally classified as a weather delay. With 24 players caught in the crossfire of dueling egos, questionable yardage calls, and enough protein powder to sponsor a CrossFit Games, the tournament teetered between chaos and comedy. Red vs. Black, pride vs. reality — and in the end, only one walked away with the trophy… while the other blamed “the greens” for everything. Golf was played. Allegedly.
Classic Results
Captain: Skin
(Net: 2 pts)
Final Score: 94 🏆 Won
Avg Net Points / Player: 3.5
Players:
- Shankin Sean (Net: 10 pts)
- Birdiak (Net: 8 pts)
- Shaughn 🏅 (Net: 12 pts)
- Miller (Net: -17 pts)
- Tyler (Net: 11 pts)
- James (Net: 6 pts)
- Skinny (Net: -6 pts)
- Page (Net: 0 pts)
- Ditner (Net: 8 pts)
- Chewy (Net: -4 pts)
- Stashick 🏅 (Net: 12 pts)
Captain: Johnny
(Net: -6 pts)
Final Score: 68 ❌ Lost
Avg Net Points / Player: -2.17
Players:
- Traverse (Net: 0 pts)
- Lovie (Net: -6 pts)
- Dave (Net: 4 pts)
- Hudder (Net: 5 pts)
- Bird (Net: -11 pts)
- Trouty (Net: 6 pts)
- Darren (Net: -8 pts)
- B-rad (Net: -2 pts)
- Janky Shanky (Net: -11 pts)
- Kerr (Net: -6 pts)
- Austin (Net: 9 pts)
| Breakdown | Lucas S | John H |
|---|---|---|
| Day 1 – Matches | 40 | 33 |
| Day 1 – Contests | 8 | 0 |
| Day 1 – Subtotal | 48 | 33 |
| Day 2 – Matches | 40 | 33 |
| Day 2 – Contests | 6 | 2 |
| Day 2 – Subtotal | 46 | 35 |
| Total Score | 94 | 68 |
Payouts
| Earners | Money Won | Contest Type |
|---|---|---|
| Shaughn | $120.00 | Closest 2nd Shot |
| Shaughn | $120.00 | Closest To The Pin |
| Skin | $120.00 | Longest Drive |
| Miller | $120.00 | Longest Putt |
| Birdiak | $120.00 | Closest 2nd Shot |
| Shankin Sean | $120.00 | Closest To The Pin |
| Darren | $120.00 | Longest Drive |
| Stashick | $120.00 | Longest Putt |
| Shaughn, Skinny | $96.00 | Skin |
| Birdiak, Stashick | $96.00 | Skin |
| Traverse, B-rad | $96.00 | Skin |
| Shankin Sean, Ditner | $96.00 | Skin |
| Shankin Sean, Ditner | $96.00 | Skin |
| Traverse, Kerr | $68.57 | Skin |
| Shankin Sean, Ditner | $68.57 | Skin |
| Shankin Sean, Ditner | $68.57 | Skin |
| Lovie, B-rad | $68.57 | Skin |
| Tyler, Chewy | $68.57 | Skin |
| Dave, Trouty | $68.57 | Skin |
| Dave, Trouty | $68.57 | Skin |